Executive
CEO, Founder, and Person Who Answers Support
Sets the vision, approves the roadmap, then replies to the ticket asking where the roadmap is.
Fully staffed
Meet everyone.
They look familiar.
Supermac is supported by a large, cross-functional organization of one person wearing increasingly specific hats.
20 departments1 actual employee
Engineering Leadership
CTO of Opening Things
Turns coffee into architecture diagrams and architecture diagrams into suspiciously fast Mac shortcuts.
Design
Product Designer, Command Palette Vibes
Moves one pixel left, calls it restraint, then moves it back because restraint tested poorly.
Compliance
Compliance Officer, No-Cloud Division
Keeps every byte so local that the audit log just points at the Mac and nods respectfully.
Frontend
Frontend Developer, Button Feelings Dept.
He presses three keys and somehow the meeting ends.
Backend
Backend Developer, Localhost Whisperer
Builds the invisible parts, then explains why the invisible parts are the hard parts.
People
HR Department, Entirely One-on-One
Runs performance reviews in a mirror and somehow still asks for peer feedback.
Finance
CFO, Budgeting for One
Approves every expense after confirming the company card is still just his card.
Marketing
CMO, Chief Meme Officer
Turns product features into launch copy, launch copy into posts, and posts into mild concern.
Swift
Swift Developer, Compiler Negotiator
Patiently convinces the compiler that both sides can be wrong in a productive way.
iOS
iOS Developer, Mac App Tourist
Keeps saying it should also work on iPhone, then remembers the product is a Mac launcher.
Android
Android Developer, Companion App Ambassador
Connects the phone to the Mac and calls it ecosystem strategy with a straight face.
Extensions
Extension Developer, Permission Therapist
Builds integrations, reads permission prompts, and whispers that everything is technically normal.
Testing
Testing Lead, Tried Every Weird Path
Clicks the thing nobody should click and then writes 'interesting' in the bug report.
Quality Assurance
Quality Assurance, My Mac Passed
Reproduces every bug except the one you are currently trying to show him.
Release
DevOps and Release Firefighter
Ships builds while refreshing logs with the confidence of someone who has seen worse.
Security
Security and Privacy Engineer
Redacts feelings, encrypts snacks, and keeps the cloud at a professionally awkward distance.
Support
Customer Support, Restart Specialist
Holds space for your feelings, then gently asks whether the app has been restarted.
Brand
Brand Designer, Wallpaper Committee Chair
Judges every screenshot like it personally asked to become the homepage.
Relations
Customer Success, Also Me Again
Solves your issue while calmly switching between twelve tabs labeled emotionally identical.